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Thu 22 May 2008, 23:03 by scorch13xx
this is probably the easiest ways to post ur pics onto the site. once we start having meets we can post those pics too in their own section
http://photobucket.com this should be the link
http://photobucket.com this should be the link
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if u get stuck
Thu 22 May 2008, 22:52 by scorch13xx
if u have any problems with regards to the site please dont hesitate to message either myself or Mrcheeky34, we'll be happy to help any time, or alternatively there is a FAQ(feq asked questions) at the top near the header.
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Technology problems
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Technology problems
Technology problems
One of my friends works in the customer service call center of a national pager company. He deals with the usual complaints regarding poor pager operation, as well as the occasional crank caller demanding to be paged less often, more often, or by more interesting people.
The best call came from a man who repeatedly complained that he keeps being paged by "Lucille." He was instructed that he would have to call her and tell her to stop paging him.
"She don't never leave no number, so I can't call her back," he said.
After three such calls, someone thought to ask how he knew it was Lucille if she didn't leave a number.
"She leaves her name," was the reply.
After establishing that the customer had a numericonly pager, the light bulb came on.
"How does she spell her name?" the service rep asked.
"L-O-W C-E-L-L"
Another problem solved.
One of my friends works in the customer service call center of a national pager company. He deals with the usual complaints regarding poor pager operation, as well as the occasional crank caller demanding to be paged less often, more often, or by more interesting people.
The best call came from a man who repeatedly complained that he keeps being paged by "Lucille." He was instructed that he would have to call her and tell her to stop paging him.
"She don't never leave no number, so I can't call her back," he said.
After three such calls, someone thought to ask how he knew it was Lucille if she didn't leave a number.
"She leaves her name," was the reply.
After establishing that the customer had a numericonly pager, the light bulb came on.
"How does she spell her name?" the service rep asked.
"L-O-W C-E-L-L"
Another problem solved.
Re: Technology problems
its amazing how much a problem is due to people not reading things right lol
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